Bed bugs!!!

ARGH!!! Does anyone know how to kill these little fuckers?  I am being eaten alive!!!

Here’s what I’ve seen of late.

Paranormal Activity.  Does it live up to it’s hype?  No.  Is it a good movie? Yes.  Well made film shot for $11,000 about to break 100 mill in the US.

This is it.  Michael Jackson.  The Legend.  Love this guy ever since I was a kid.  If you haven’t seen him in concert you have to see this movie.  It’s raw footage from rehearsals but you get to see effects and hear complete songs. Great film.

The Box.  Typical Pretentious shit.  Langella offers Diaz a box.  Hit the button the box and receive a million dollars.  The catch is someone you don’t know will die.  Chaos ensures.  Marsden and Langella were good.

Capitalism.  Man, I bet Michael Moore wishes it was 2004 again.  Fuck he has had his day.  This piece of shit was so one sided it wasn’t funny.  It was way to long and repetitive.  Crap.

2012.  Crappy dialogue and characters but AMAZING effects.  The destruction kicked ass.  Ran for 2 and half hours and I was entertained through out.  Good movie if you like your typical Hollywood stuff. (which I love).

Moon.  Sam Rockwell and the voice of Kevin Spacey are isolated on the moon for a 3 year assignment.  Moon (can’t be bothered looking up his name) is about to head home when shit starts to hit the fun. I enjoyed it. I think to many people are claiming it’s brilliance because it was directed by a Pom, but still good none the less (is that one word or three?)

Couples Retreat.  Swingers.  Made.  Couples Retreat.  Favreau and Vaughn?  What the fuck happened?  Talk about a decline.  The only good thing about this is Kristen Davis is amazingly fucking hot!

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.  Ledgers last film.  Typical weird ass Gilliam shit, which is great.  I really enjoyed this film.  Ledger was great as was Plummer, Troyer, Depp, Farrell and Tom Waits.

A Christmas Carol.  Good film.  Good motion capture.  You could so tell it was Jim Carrey. lol.  Very faithful to Dickens book.  Wasn’t very Christmasy though.  I like this story for it’s Christmas feel but this version didn’t seem to have it.  I prefer the Mickey Mouse or Peter Venkmen one.  Robert Zemekis……PLEASE GO BACK TO MAKING REAL LIFE MOVIES!! I like your motion capture but I want to see another back to the future, Contact, Forrest Gump, or Used cars out of you!

I’m sure I’ve seen more but I can’t think of them.
Ok…here are the spoilers!! BEWARE!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Paranormal Activity.  It’s not ghosts. It’s demons.  She becomes possessed and kills him in the end.

This is it.  I LOVE Thriller!. (worst. spoiler. ever)

The Box.  Marsden kills Diaz in return for there sons sight and hearing being returned (don’t ask).  I think Langella was sent by Aliens to test if the human race is worth saving?

Capitalism.  We love money.  Moore’s pr stunts are shit.

2012.  Glover dies.  Harrelson (ugh!) dies.  The world is destroyed then flooded (except for Africa).  The human race is saved as 400,000 people plow into man made arks.

Moon.  He’s a clone.  Every 3 years one dies out and they replace him.

Couples Retreat.  Favreau and Vaughn know how to spend months on a tropical island with there pals and have a studio pick up the tab.

Dr Parnassus.  Plummer’s (Parnassus) daughter goes to hell.  The devil (Waits) will return her to earth if Plummer can help the devil get Ledgers soul (which he does).

A Christmas Carol.  Tiny Tim doesn’t die.  Everyone calm the fuck down! He doesn’t die!!!